unfortunately, this was a real thing that happened today. the winner who i was having this “debate” with graduated a few years after me. i would paste the actual conversation, but it honestly just makes me feel flat out violent.
awesome job, gresham oregon. i know y’all don’t have any newspaper time between shooting your guns and riding your dirt bikes minutes from our high school, but feel free to sit at the ol’ computy sometime and read the fucking news.
this isn’t an onion article.