no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by
Personally, I like to let other people’s pets know what they are while walking by them. “OH HI YOU’RE A DOG” comes out of my mouth at least seven times a day. Zero eye contact with the human its attached to. Huge crazy eyes. A big nod toward the animal so it understands what I’m informing it of. I cannot believe I get laid sometimes.